- a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons
- a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods and watch old Hollywood movies
The word you’re looking for is college
do you ever just get sad about megaupload
I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
The satanic leaf tailed gecko with flying fox wings.
Tell me that is not a baby dragon I dare you
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
yeah okay we talked about this in english and guys would have tons of gay sex bc they thought like guy on guy was the manliest thing you could do, like 1 dick? yeah thats cool but have you ever had sex with twO DICKS THATS MY SHIT MAN SO MASCULINE
“The BRC is launching a month-long social media campaign, ‘Bi the Way, Our Health Matters Too!’, and is designating March as Bisexual Health Awareness Month. You can participate by sharing the posts and tweets that will highlight physical and mental health disparities within our community, intimate partner violence, safer sex, nutrition, and more!” -Bisexual Resource Center
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
Rare and unusual “Femme Fatale” ring pistol, originates from France, third quarter of the 19th century.
Sold at Auction: $11,350